A Review A Day, Independence Day edition: America
This speech is brilliantly conceived and brilliantly delivered.
However, having a cheeseburger from R+D kitchen on the fourth of July with three of my favorite people makes America pretty goddamn The Beautiful. Then we had like eleven drinks and screamed and I think got 86’ed from R+D (no hard feelings, guys, we were total loud assholes!) and I woke up a star-spangled shitshow Thursday morning. America has its moments, but the government should probably look into cheaper hotel minibar water.